Since I don't have a dick - well, at least not one that I have attached to my body by natural means - I am growing rather tired of finding that enlarge your penis spam in my email box every freaking day. It's getting a little redundant. When the dick is too little to be satisfying I don't give it medicine to make it bigger. I get rid of it and find a dick that's bigger. Nuff said?
I didn't do jack squat last night. I just wanted to chill out. Ms Stella has stuff piled over all the corners of the living room that needs to be packed. We are running out of sitting space in the condo. It's okay, we get the keys today to the new place. Our plan is to start taking stuff over to the new house in small amounts so that when moving day comes they only have to move furniture, the refridgerator and the washer and dryer. The movers charge $60 an hour so we are trying to get it set up so that they take no more than 2 hours to move all of our stuff.
A lot of stuff we aren't taking. We have piles of clothing and boxes of food that will be donated. It's amazing what you find you don't need once you start cleaning out pantries, closets and the like. I don't wear half the stuff that's in my closet so I'm going to stop clinging to memories of my days as a fashion dynamo and get rid of the stuff. It feels better going into the new house without holding on to a lot of old things. Something like a fresh start.
A fire truck just pulled up in the complex. I hope nothing is seriously wrong with anyone. I'm too lazy to be nosey. Besides, I'm going in to work today for four hours and I need to be getting dressed.
Listerine makes everything you drink behind it taste so dern nasty.
I hope my Starmama is all right.
If you read Bobby then you already know that he bought a one way ticket to the bay area and is living his life Kerouac style out there somewhere. I love Bobby.
Shaq is back!
So Tyler and I decided to go to the company Christmas party together. I guess we'll iron out details tonight over drinks, but I want to do the most. We get discounted rooms at either Paris or Bally's (I'm opting for Paris) so I want to have one for the night so we can get drunk off our asses and act like assholes (in the privacy of our room of course) with our friends from work.
One Life to Live has been so good as of late. I hate Jen Rappaport. I hope she and Lindsay get shipped away.
That's all I can think of for now. Enjoy your Saturday!
I'm in the process of moving and I do have a lot of junk that I am holding on to now. I will have to get rid of it at the new place.
Big dicks- Someone I met on the net told me about jelking. He told me that it works. He started off with 5 inches and now in the course of 3 months he has 7 inches. His goal is 9. I wish him luck! I find that fascinating! What if women w/ small breasts could jelk them? hehehehehe The women w/ no breasts would be big-breastededed :) hehehehe Just a thought.
girl, you know you crazy.
ahh, the machiavelian approach to penises---shaming small men everywhere...is there a comparable thing for women with "too big" vaginas?
Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!
lmao at the increase your penis spam mail, well i get them too and i have been checking my manger's email (he is out of the office due to surgery) and he gets them so much, i even called him to see if his dick is small, he laughed so hard and said wanna find out, i was like how much money you got to offer!
once again congrats on the house and yes moving is a pain, get those movers in there it is better, hey now when is the 1st house party, vegas is the place i want to visit next!