Scene 1
The morning commute. I'm driving and Ms Stella is riding in the passenger seat. I'm trying to make a left hand turn out of a driveway, across four lanes of traffic. There is traffic flying in both directions.
Me: I should just pull out there. If someone hits me I'll just go to the Pay 'n Spray to get the car fixed.
Ms Stella: (silence)
Later on in the same ride we find ourselves facing a Brinks truck in traffic.
Me: Ooh. A money truck. I know how to steal one of those.
Ms Stella: What? How?
Me: You just keep ramming into it with your car and the driver of the truck will get scared and get out running. Then you just get in and take it.
Ms Stella: (rolling eyes) Oh my god.
Me: You can steal fire trucks and ambulances too.
Ms Stella: (silence)
Scene 2
Pusha and I are driving in my car to meet someone who has what we want. We arrive at the designated meeting spot and I notice that I have turned into the wrong driveway. In order to get out I will be required to drive through the drive thru of a fast food restaurant because there is no other way out of where I've turned. A curb and a small bit of gravel island are the only things that separate me from my intended lot.
Me: Pusha.
Pusha: What's up?
Me: Sometimes when you are driving in the car, don't you wish you could do shit you do on GTA to get around obstacles?
Pusha: (laughing)
Me: Seriously. Like right now, if I knew it wouldn't fuck up the car, I would just drive over this island.
Pusha: (cracking up) Hell yeah!
Me: Like when cars are in my way, I feel like driving down the wrong side of the street. Especially when it's clear.
Pusha: Dayum! I was just thinking this shit the other day. I said it to Lil Man. We was riding in the car and I saw the police and I felt like bumping the bumper of their car.
Me: (laughing)
Pusha: Lil Man was lookin' at me like I was on dope.
Me: He doesn't understand.
Pusha: Nope, cause he don't play the game enough. Muhfuckahs who don't play that shit don't understand the mentality.
Me: Word.
a few moments go by
Pusha: It would be cool though if you could do some of that shit.
Me: This is why they don't want to sell those kinds of games to kids.
Okay, I have serious issues. I have never played the game before but shit like that runs through my mind all the fucking time.
first time to your site.
i am first time caller.
very funny.
good real shit here.
I know I don't have to tell you how much I love that game. And I know I don't have to tell you how much I wish life was as simple as it was in that game. Need a car? Yank some unsuspecting mofo out of his. *lol*
this has me cracking up. and the first time i sat and played this with my niece, i was wondering what she was learning. whether she would think that she could do the same kinds of things in real life that she can do in GTAIII. gotta be honest though, sometimes i wish i could.
i have to stop myself from speeding. i'm already a speed demon...but sometimes i go into a daze and i really have to catch myself. do this...play after you and maryjane fucked around...then go to staunton island and get a nice ride...then drive around just drive...speed...no missions just drive...you'll see...that shit is mesmerizing!
sometimes i just wish i could go and knock over a couple of people and get money...i mean damn...if life was only like GTA!