My cousin Tomika sent me this joke through email. Hi Tomika! Happy Belated Birthday!
A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road
from the opposite direction.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out his window and yells, "Bitch!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next curve,
he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road.
MORAL OF THE STORY: If only men would listen

I don't get it....
LOL Just kidding...
And I thought the moral was the man had no bbq sauce for his newfound spareribs.