For all the ranting and raving I have done about “The Cookie Man” and “Leroy Brown” and “Boy Toy” I’ve never written a post dedicated to the one man that has been a constant in my life since we met. He’s the only man that has never let me down. “Bob“.
Bob has been there for me through thick and thin. Bob doesn’t complain. He doesn’t expect me to cook him breakfast in the morning. He likes me just as I am. He always makes sure I have an orgasm and is especially thrilled when he gives me multiple ones. Bob is what you want.
Bob won’t try to f--k my homegirls. He won’t come over drunk in the middle of the night and expect me to not only wake up and let his drunk, stankin’ (yeah stankin’) ass in but give up the ass too. Bob doesn’t put up a front. He knows I only use him for sex and he respects that. Bob doesn’t mind that I smoke weed. In fact, he has more fun (and so do i!) when I do.
Bob knows what I like. He hits me in the right places and makes sure I’m quivering and shaking when he is done with me. Bob is a pro.
I think I will stick with Bob. We will probably continue to fool around even if I get married. We’re close like that. I think he would understand being the side dish. I don’t think it would bother him.
I know I don’t express it enough for him to know that I really appreciate everything he does for me so I am going to do it right here and right now.
To my Battery Operated Boyfriend (Bob), I love you.
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