Because Kelly started it I have to rerun my list of yo mama jokes:
Yo mama so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Yo mama so dumb she sat on the tv to watch the couch.
Yo mama so dumb somebody told her it was chilly outside so she went and got a spoon.
Yo mama got one leg and her name is Ilene.
Yo mama hair so short she rolls it with rice.
Yo mama hair so short when she gets braids they look like stitches.
Yo mama so black she sweats oil.
Yo mama so skinny she can hoola hoop with a cheerio and tap dance on a dime.
Yo mama so old when she was in school they didn't even have history
Yo mama so old she still owes money to Moses.
Yo mama so bald i can see what's on her mind
Yo mama house so small she stuck the key in the front door and knocked out the back window.
Yo mama so skinny she gotta run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo mama ain't got no legs but always tryin to kick it.
Yo mama been on welfare so long they got her picture on foodstamps
Yo mama tongue so strong she can blow a bubble with a Now n Later (nowlaters for all my ghetto fam)
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