my mother is so cute

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We have white carpet in our condo all the way throughout and in every room except the kitchen. The rule when you enter our house is you have to remove your shoes. This doesn’t usually cause a problem with guests because they take off their shoes while they are in our home and then they put them back on and take them with them when they leave.


Now a girl like me has a million pairs of shoes. And I will admit that I have a bad habit of leaving my shoes at the door and not picking them back up until either I’m forced to cause the door won’t open or I need to wear a particular pair that I left there.


This morning as we were getting ready to walk out of the front door my mom looks down at the accumulating pile of Monique’s shoes by the front door, looks at me and in her best Biz Markie voice sings:


“You got shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes all by the door.”


Tell me my mom isn’t cute.


If you don’t know, she was singing to the tune of Jay Z’s “Girls, Girls, Girls”

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