more motherly cuteness

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So I was talking to my mother about Aaliyah’s latest single, “Rock The Boat”. I was remarking on how sexually suggestive the lyrics are and how I was surprised she had made a song like that. My mom, in her best freestyle fashion sings the following lyrics when the song comes on in the car:


Rock the boat
Rock the boat
In the middle
In the middle
That’s not it
That’s not it
A little to the left
A little to the left


She said that’s her impression of what Aaliyah is doing. Giving an inept brother directions on how to hit it right.

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This page contains a single entry by monique published on November 8, 2001 9:50 AM.

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