I just heard these on "In Living Color" on the FX channel.
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama so fat she look like she smuggling Volkswagons.
Yo mama so stank she sweats Black Flag.
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections.
Yo mama so fat she got stretch marks on her clothes.
Yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo mama so blind she got eyes on her butt and still can't see squat.
Yo mama so fat she got a job at Magic Mountain pushing the Buccaneer.
Yo mama so fat after sex she smokes turkey.
Yo mama so stupid she gave your uncle a blow job cause he said it would help his unemployment.
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